consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

(via hopeforthebestbutspecttheworst)


8 hours ago // 666,490 notes

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via rememberthebliss)


8 hours ago // 599,199 notes
greaterland:

me as hell
sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind
its-the-only-one-we-got:

♡

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

(via swanah)


9 hours ago // 101,207 notes
daddys-fucktoys:

You better not fall to your knees, I don’t care how amazing my fingers feel.